Boxers

Clothing that you fill with hot sticky cum when you ejaculate from your throbbing hard dick due to masturbation or a wet dream

Last night I woke up to find my boxers squishy with cold sperm all over it and my stomach and legs. I realised I had a wet dream and thought, hey im already dirty... I masturbated and didnt even bother to catch the cum, leaving my boxers to catch it. It was awsome, my jizz went all over my hands and I rubbed it all over my softening dick.

by callum69 May 29, 2009

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."

by boppa23 November 19, 2011

Boxer's lipstick

The exposed part of a dog's penis when they get a hard on

It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017

Boney Meat-Tower

Can be used as a name for a penis, an all-around insult, or used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my Boney Meat-Tower
Yo I won that Jenga Game Fair and square You Boney Meat-Tower

by snoboob May 18, 2018

boxer girl

Boxer girls female boxers are the most attractive, passionate, and strong girls you will ever meet. They are the only girls who can make a broken nose and a knockout look flattering. If you ever find one, keep her and don’t get on her bad side. She’s not afraid to throw a punch.

boy #1: “dudeee did you see that new girl? she’s so attractive and strong.”

boy #2: “yo she’s a boxer girl, so badass.”

by boxer.babyxoxo June 6, 2019

bosey

Something / someone that is boss. Super cool, incredibly awesome, great, amazing. Mega fly.

Carrie, that lad is so bosey.

Apaz that buttermilk chicken is bosey.

by Raaahkeeee October 11, 2019