beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 11, 2004

Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.

Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."

by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012

beef injection

A term used to describe intercourse, in which the mans "beef" is "injected" into said person's orifice.

A beef injection a day keeps the doctor away!

by [leah] December 28, 2007

Beef O'Brady

A very smelly crap, or a fart so bad, it smells as if you have crapped yourself.

"Whoa, did someone take a Beef O'Brady in here?"

by Doctor Suppan May 29, 2007

Beef Flapper

A woman's flap of her vagina that looks like a piece of shaved beef

Wow, heidi had a real crazy looking pair of beef flappers.

by Dirty Bizzle February 20, 2009

Beefcat

A plump fat male cat that has sex on his mind. Usually found eating beef or kibbles in the kitchen but quickly dispurses when humans try to make contact with him. Can also be called Mr. Beefcat or Beefchops

search Neam

Man after i came home from a hard day of work I walked in the door and found my Beefcat jizzing profusely on my couch, when we made eye contact he ran for cover knowing that his cover was blown...

by Mr. Neam December 3, 2009

beef lunch for three

When three gay men engage in bareback sex at the same time also known as a Beef Sandwich

"Hey Scott Lucas, Would you like to join us for a Beef Lunch for three in the public toilets or the park? "Hey my name is Scott and I just can't get enough of beef lunch for three!"

by Mcfuck February 27, 2015