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impossible beef 

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
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beef boss 

the mii that poofesure constantly screams at in his videos
Poofesure: OMG Beef Boss just hit the ball on the table

Beef Gristle Mill 

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.

pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion
I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

beef gristle mill 

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

hot beef taco breath

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.
Duante: Ms. Pounall is so damn sexy plus she has that hot beef taco breath that i love
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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