basilosaurus

A big prehistoric sausage whale that lived in the oceans and did whatever a sausage whale does. Some people make it look like a sea serpent tho. A sea snek. But it was a whale. A whale shaped like a sausage, a sausage whale.

Hey look, it’s a huge mosasaur!
No silly, that’s a Basilosaurus, it’s a whale.

by LittleEnbee February 21, 2021

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

first basexing

Text flirting, not as far as sexting. Getting to first base via text.

"Dude, I met this girl at the bar the other night we made out and have been texting."
"So... you guys are sexting then?"
"Not that far, just first basexing right now."

by mizmavis February 6, 2012

beyond basic

Being completely and utterly basic; usually being oblivious to one's basicness

Boss Ass Bitch 1: That girl think she so hot takin' dat selfie, but she lookin' a hot ass mess!
Boss Ass Bitch 2: She beyond basic rite now.

by Leixcon September 17, 2014

back to basics

back · to · ba · sics
(Expression)

1. A good and generally correct manner of existing.

2. Revisiting the most fundamental held values, more specifically honesty with oneself, and with others.

1. Sharon is fake as hell, she's definitely not bringing it back to basics.

2. That bitch was so fucking rude, so I'm gonna bring it back to basics and let her know I'm not dealing with her shit

by ass moe January 4, 2021

basic cable

Average looking girls; who are free, easy, not hard to get. There is not much to look at, you do not get the good Channels

That girl is basic cable.

by Sharon Magoole November 4, 2011

basic hoe

A bitch that done fucked the hood. A bitch that got pregnant by a married nigga. A bitch that thinks just cause he got you pregnant that he's going to leave his wife. A bitch that cries child support cause her baby daddy don't want her. A bitch that screenshots every damn thing. A bitch who complains about her baby daddy not being shit, knowing damn well he wasn't shit when he climbed on top your ugly ass. A bitch who lives off the system but has every hot new thing that's out. You know you're basic when you're fucking with married and taken men. If you guilty of any of this, YOU'RE A BASIC HOE.

Yeah, I fucked your husband, now he fathers my child, because, I'm a basic hoe and can't get my own.

by ha.bitch December 30, 2013