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bacon fundraiser

(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.
I'm going out to grab some food at mall.

Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
by Captain Ginyu March 2, 2011
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Bacon Alley

The stretch of Tierra Rejada road between Mountain meadows and Rite aid in Moorpark, Ca on which police hide either on side streets or in plain sight and prey on unsuspecting motorists.
"You can do 65 down Bacon alley as long as you slow down at each street crossing."
by ...e..j..f... January 11, 2012
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Chocolate/Bacon Theory

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f
by Professor Luds December 22, 2008
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bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.
she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008
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Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.
by zebracake69 August 24, 2011
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baconkissed

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com
randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"
by Tantrums August 29, 2009
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bacon ring

The circle of flesh that makes up the (anus)
by Randyg March 18, 2003
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