assplain

When you have to explain something that is complicated and a huge pain in the ass.

Accidently got my girlfriend pregnant. Can't wait to assplain this to my wife.

by ricechopper7 May 6, 2018

aspley

some one who gets caught smoking hash

hashpley at crc

by ricky d August 20, 2003

Assplosion

When a baby has a bowel movement that completely floods their diaper; as if their butt had exploded and all of the contents emptied into the diaper.

My newborn had an assplosion, there was crap everywhere.

by Gsomd1980 November 17, 2013

assplosion

when you fart so bad that it sounds like an explosion out of your ass

omg i just heard an assplosion come out of that guy

by apooroldman September 19, 2009

Asslete

To have game on a professional level.

M-Dawg: Look at that monster on his arm, she's a dime.
G-Money: Dawg, Game perfected. He's a str8 Asslete!

by Tha shiz March 18, 2004

Assplosion

Is a concentrated explosion or release of energy in an extreme manner where the trigger and origin of it is caused by a flatulence

Verb: Assplode

Example 1: Depicted as a action

Chaos: *Assplodes*
Vic: Ewww
Gopher: Your ass just blew up
Chaos: I know.. it feels sore now

Example 2:

Guy: and that guy had a assplosion.. you should have seen that.
Girl: I think that would turn out disgusting

by Chaosrider May 16, 2010

asspie

a pie made out of a donkey, or ass

Man, shepard's pies are good, but this asspie is GREAT!

by xyloplax November 11, 2003