Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.
“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”
by Alabama Caesar Camper May 8, 2020
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by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020
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Keep it 99-having to lie at times cuz we give no fucks
Oh nah that's my cousin
Nah he aint gonna fight don't worry
Oh nah that's my cousin
Nah he aint gonna fight don't worry
by COSR.MONZR September 8, 2018
Get the Keep it 99 mug.Only found in runescape, these hardcore gamers have mastered every skill in the game, collecting all skillcapes. Needless to say that the people achieving Level 99 Virginity slay the puss.
by Level99Virgin May 29, 2014
Get the level 99 virginity mug."Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?"
"No, it was $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?"
"No, it was $free.99."
by Dr Azn Luv September 1, 2008
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Coming from the historical chant "99 bottles of beer on the wall", used to describe one that has held there "urine" in ones bladder for a long period of time.
One that has to urinate (very badly).
Coming from the historical chant "99 bottles of beer on the wall", used to describe one that has held there "urine" in ones bladder for a long period of time.
One that has to urinate (very badly).
by Miss Star August 4, 2007
Get the fill 99 mug.A way to combat the fearsome ruling in the milk community: some believe that the other 98% of milk is the rarest object in the game, but it is clear that those mortals who follow such beliefs have the brain of a "dumb person" (a human who believes in the rarity of the other 98% of milk).
Dumb Person: The other 98% of milk is so rare!
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.
Intelligent Human: Nah bro, you must not have heard of the other 99% of milk.
by the man with milk May 23, 2020
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