Ass Taco

A sexual act involving 2 partners. (A and B)

Partner A lays on his/her stomach while partner B opens partner A's buttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the anal cavity. (Creating the raw parts needed for the ass taco)

Partner A then adds the "meat" (their own human feces) to the "ass taco" by way of direct excrement.

Partner B then eats the "Ass Taco" fully to which Partner A asks " why don't you eat the shell (of the taco).

Partner B then finishes the sex act by eating the ass of Partner A until climax is reached.

- "Ass taco" is both a noun and a verb.

Hoar : Do you want an ass taco?

Hoar 2: Oh ya, Oh ya

Ass Taco by THE TRUE BANG BRO June 12, 2009

Ass Dew 

When your ass sweat pools on your ass-hole, and forms droplets like fresh morning dew.

Man it's hot today, this ass dew is killin' me.

Ass Dew by OptiPrime February 13, 2007

ass blades 

While taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your ass blades (aka anus).

My poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out I had to cut it in half with my ass blades.

ass blades by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

ass clown 

popularized by the film "office space" this refers to a dickface who has in some way wronged or annoyed you or is in general a prick, take for instance: Michael Bolton

exerpt from a scene in "office space"

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

ass clown by deadprez92 December 31, 2006

ass shelf 

Part of a woman's body just below the small of the back that curves out to form the top of her ass.

I ran my hand down her back and rested it upon her large ass shelf.

ass shelf by kahner April 30, 2005

Ass Tyrant

One who dominates another mans ass.

Can you go to the gym tonight, Bob? No sorry, my ass tyrant is going to call the butt pirates over.

Ass Tyrant by Buck October 19, 2003

ass-mouth 

1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).

2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.

Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.

ass-mouth by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004