4 definitions by Devon+Susan

toot burgler

When You pass wind in a group of friends, and one of your friends claims that wonderfull smell as their own.

I just ripped the perfect toot and andrew felt the need to become a toot burgler.

by Devon+Susan May 7, 2006

While taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your ass blades (aka anus).

My poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out I had to cut it in half with my ass blades.

by Devon+Susan May 7, 2006

when one feels the extreme need to take a massive dump

Oh man I have to take a huge doute, this wont be pretty. 2 flush minimum

by Devon+Susan May 7, 2006

when the bum hole is puckered it looks just like a rosebud.

While I was licking maria's bum hole it puckered into a perfect looking rosebud.

by Devon+Susan May 7, 2006