Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022

Banana Smoothie

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.

Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!

by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023

beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.

The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.

by GatorFlores January 11, 2023

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023