theoriginalsteevio's definitions

ghetto hot dog

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.

Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.

by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act:

Step 1 - jerk off onto partner
Step 2 - shave off pubes
Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style

Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes

I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.

by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021