Michael Bay

A director with an explosion fetish and the first human being to ruin Transformers for a generation.

Michael Bay is the living embodiment of butthole cancer.

Michael Bay by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017

michael jordan 

A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS

michael jordan by Lil Jon April 29, 2004

Michael Myers 

Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.

Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.

Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!

Michael Myers by ryhlyh February 24, 2017

Michael Rosen 

A tall ,slim ,ancient ass looking MOFO who eats health inspectors ,mows down his mom ,fiddles with his sisters titties and eats all the chocolate cake like a fag

Michael Rosen is a faggot

Would you believe it!

Michael Rosen by Chuck raped me June 5, 2018

Michael Phelps 

Michael Fred Phelps (born June 30, 1985) is an American swimmer born in Baltimore, Maryland.


Michael Phelps is THE best swimmer EVER.
He is also the greatest Olympian in history.

person 1: did you watch the olympics last night?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: did you see michael phelps?
person 2: HELL YES I DID! THAT MAN IS A SHARK! he's my hero.



Michael f***in' Phelps. 'nuff said!

Michael Phelps by marine84x October 8, 2008

Michael Jordan 

GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009

Michael Phelped 

To own somebody to the furthest extent.

John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..

Michael Phelped by John Cafasso October 18, 2008