Super Bowl Phantom 

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

Super Bowl Phantom by Rottadorable December 21, 2010

super double blumpkin 

the act of receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the top of the toilet (know as an upper decker). at the same time the girl is reverse straddling the toilet seat, sucking your cock, while taking a shit.

Guy: "Hey I have to take a shit."
Girl: "So do I!"
Guy: "Want to give me a super double blumpkin?"
Girl: "Hell yes, let's go."

Guy: "I could really go for a super double blumpkin right now."
Girl: "Isn't that kind of gross?"
Guy: "Trust me, you will enjoy it."

Girl: "Hey, do you want me to give you a super double blumpkin right now?"
Guy: "Of course I do!"

super double blumpkin by Five-StarFratStar August 25, 2011

super gay awesome 

better than epic its super gay awesome!!!

Shem: hey stace I just scored the last 2 tickets to the B grade horror fest!!

Stacey: that is super gay awesome!!!

super gay awesome by Stacedizzlefromwhistler October 8, 2011

super crispy fried rice 

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

super crispy fried rice by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

Super Thick

or extra thick is a girl who is thick with a small waist , huge thighs and a large booty with big breasts take the instagram mizz bonds for expamle (its one of the 3 types of thicks and any kind of thick is healthy according to science just as long as its one of the 3 types)

" that girl is thick but a bigger version"
" damn that girl is super thick"

Super Thick by unknownweirdo December 8, 2018

super spicy sexy time 

An act in which two particularly horny individuals enter each other while using condoms soaked in hot sauce.

“Aye baby, lets engage in the act of super spicy sexy time ;)”

super spicy sexy time by Gayboy7575 March 8, 2019

Super straight 

A Transphobic person trying to explain it by saying their "Super straight"
A person who dates the opposite sex, of it's a super straight man, he'd date a Transgender man so technically he's bisexual with a fetish for trans men.

Idiot 1 : I'm super straight

Idiot 2: Yeah! Me too!

Man: Um okay bisexual with a fetish for transgender men

Super straight by 0verl0rdb1tch March 7, 2021