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fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.
A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.
fart in a car by teddyyql May 23, 2016
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The Cosby Car 

A taxi you always seem to fall asleep in.
Man, have you ever fallen asleep in The Cosby Car?
The Cosby Car by rnkn April 14, 2017

Back of the car 

To be different to society, usually having a different sexuality
That guy lives at the back of the car.
Back of the car by CrimesAngel January 21, 2018

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.
My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

spray painted car 

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit

“It must be a spray painted car.”

Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan
I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun