I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous

Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.

I can't even by SF cycle guy October 9, 2016

I can relate 

It’s where you can relate to everything.

“I love myself even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself” I CAN RELATE.

I can relate by cries_in_mochi October 29, 2019

Don't jump in my water if you can't swim..........

Don't come at me asking me do you wanna fight if you cant fight.

Girl1: Ayee thot wanna fight...
Girl2: Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.........."

Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.......... by LOL NIgger September 22, 2014

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat 

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

joke em if they can't take a fuck! 

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

joke em if they can't take a fuck! by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

garbage can 

a slutty broad used as a recepticle by more than one guy at the same time.

do i really need an exaple?

garbage can by sick December 15, 2003

Pop Can

a chambered pipe used to smoke weed with.

an indent is made in the can, and then holes poked in the indent....

another is poked on the side and covered/uncovered to be used as a carb/shotty/rush

the hithole is the drinking hole... remove the tab and then smoke

this is a fairly desprate method and its healthiness questionable... hits better than an apple.. but worse for u

we were at a party the other night... i was too drunk to roll a blunt and no apples were around... plus we didnt have a citysmoker420 or a mcguyver smoker...

so we used a pop can

Pop Can by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009