Dick Butt 

An ingenious creature known to be located in Baghdad, Iraq. Characteristics are as follows : large head, long shaft and a huge double lumped ass. Dick Butt likes to be graffiti'ed on T-Walls through out the Baghdad area. Dick Butt strikes fear into the heart of terrorist and also may help deter EFP attacks.

Dude, WTF is that?
Man, I don't know, but it looks like a dick with a butt with a dick in it's butt.
So, would that be a Dick Butt?

Dick Butt by "KILL" 3RD PLT January 10, 2009

Dick Togs 

A form of swimming underwear, used mainly for sporting reasons or by really old seedy men at the beach.

Dude check out that fat guy in those Dick Togs.

Dick Togs by Jimmy Nix May 23, 2009

Dick Lock 

An individual who loves penis, especially in the ass. Much like a boat lock, which can hold a large amount of boats, a dick lock can hold many dicks and loves doing so.

Dont be such a dick lock

Frigg off dick lock, I'm not your type

Dick Lock by Bubbles August 4, 2004

Dick Buttkiss 

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

dick wad 

jerk, bastard

don't be such a dick wad

dick wad by JO January 25, 2003

dick head

Descriptive word used for someone (more often male) who is considered to be dishonest, mean, highly ignorant, and/or selfish. Term is often used to reference ex-boyfriends and/or husbands.

After he stole 10 dollars out of my purse and lied about having to work, Im beginning to learn why everybody says Bill is a dick head.

dick head by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

dick sucking eyes

girls who have extremely sexy eyes that would look great looking up at you giving you a bj

Brad: Damn, Carmen Electra has amazing eyes.

Tom: She's got dick sucking eyes.

dick sucking eyes by iceboxsurprise1111 August 20, 2009