Definitions by JO

Poof 

Verb. to disappear from one location and then reappear in another. (poofed, poofing)

I was late for an appointment, so I had to poof there.

Poof by Jo June 17, 2006

Hillary Clinton 

New York Senator who will, much to the surprise of bigotrous sexist Right-wing fascists, easily snag the 2008 Democratic nomination, go on to crush the Republican nominee, become an even more effective and successful leader than her husband, and make all the Barry Goldwater disciples finally realize that no, most Americans will never think like them and they need to get over themselves and figure out how to live in mainstream 21st-century American society.

"She whould would make a good President" --John McCain, Republican of Barry Goldwaterland.

Hillary Clinton by jo May 13, 2005

s on my chest 

when you have a semi-automatic hanging around your neck resting on your chest.

"Bitch I'm from the wild, wild west. Can't you tell buy the 'S' on my chest?" -Ice Cube

s on my chest by jo May 13, 2005

cheese 

When a person has alot of money

"Dame he got cheese"

cheese by jo May 13, 2005

gimmeonesec 

Famous quote used by GaryB. GaryB says this when he's too busy to really listen, so he uses it to let the other person he'll help them out soon. What he really doesn't know is, the other person knows he's bull shittin'.

Other person: GaryB, can you help me, it's urgent.
GaryB: gimmeonesec

gimmeonesec by Jo May 10, 2005

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

pud-whack by Jo May 5, 2005

simkaka 

girl of an indian nature with thick black, greasy oiled hair normally in two french plaits. She wears thick rimmed glasses and you will normally find one hanging round the local gol gupay shop in west punjab or julander. Her actions : sniffing her finger and shouting out "MAHAAA!"

"ewwwww what the hell is that?! Oh, its just a simkaka!"

simkaka by jo April 25, 2005