Blue Fish 

To get nothing; To have nothing.

You get "Blue Fish"...You have "Blue Fish"

Blue Fish by minusten December 21, 2010

Blue Duck 

The act of sucking semen from an anus using only your nose or if it is deep enough you may use a straw and then blowing it out all over him and then licking it up.

I heard Danielle gave Tristan a blue duck last night.

Blue Duck by blue duck master October 8, 2011

blue balls 

when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.

Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!

blue balls by wet_pussy_710509 July 30, 2006

Blue Lobster 

(n) Blu lobb(stur) - The most morally liberal of girls. Finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. These ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.

When the girl I met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three cocks and cum dripping from her chin I knew without a doubt I was dealing with a real blue lobster!

Hey Frank, I'm feeling strong tonight. Let's go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!

TORETTO! TORETTO! A Blue Lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!

Blue Lobster by montreal lobsterman August 15, 2010

blue pope

to choke yourself while masturbating and not letting go until you have climaxed

i was felling depressed and horny at the same time last night, so i had a blue pope.

blue pope by haha fucker! August 27, 2005

blue pen 

Okay this is like for bands, they stand outside the bands bus and wait for them to come out they have a glossy picture of the band and a blue pen, then they sell it on ebay, ebayers!

Person A:Hey did you see that blue pen at the show
Perspn B:Yeah he was so old

blue pen by nattyB syke May 30, 2008

Blue Banana

A male version of a blue waffle, but unlike women men with this condition love to show their blue banana to everyone.

Joe:"do you want to see my blue banana?"
Isaac:"no just shove it up my ass!"

Joe did not know that Isaac was a homo, but he still proceeded to shove his blue banana in Isaac's anus.

Blue Banana by loris van crisp April 19, 2014