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Dick tricks

the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amusement of others. ( see also monkey tongue, map o' tassie and spanish wristwatch)
Jacobs' dick tricks were a complete hit at his Grandparents anniversary.

dick trickle

What you get if you don't shake well enough after pissing. Most common in public places and/or in a rush. Visible mainly in sweat pants and thin light colored pants/shorts, khaki.
x: *zips* "Dammit!" *walks out*
Y:"You piss yourself?"
X:"Nah man, just dick trickle."
dick trickle by lamb72 December 22, 2010

Golden Dick 

the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world
Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"

Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"

Ben - "why would you say that?"
Golden Dick by fuckingrage March 13, 2013

dick pic 

"Hey dude, I took a great dick pic last night for my girlfriend!"
dick pic by KattyFourrTeeeFiiive September 26, 2007

Baby Dick 

a dick the size of a 2 year old.
Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker
Baby Dick by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Dicksack 

1) The sack in the front of someones dick, like the sack of the guy with a bagpipe
2) A fat person, a nickname
1) You get a dicksack, you get a dicksack and you get a dicksack
2) Are you in the macdonalds again? Youre such a dicksack
Dicksack by Rietje May 18, 2016