bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004

Wal-Nut

Member of, or belonging to, the Wal-Mart fan club.

Also known as being addicted to the mart.

"Where are you going?"

"Wal-Mart."

"Weren't you there yesterday?"

"Ya."

"You're such a Wal-Nut."

by Ryan S June 13, 2005

Camel Nut

Male version of a Camel Toe.

These slacks are so tight when I sit down, I get a Camel Nut.

by Hos-Nutz December 7, 2006

Nut Crust

Dried up spooge.

That chick needs to wash her face, she has nut crust all over it.

by Spoogie Mcspooge August 14, 2003

Noob-nuts

Vulgar slang, used to describe someone who is very low in skill and intelligence.

"Jim, you noob-nuts, don't set yourself on fire!"

by Skorpius September 24, 2005

Nuts of Justice

The infamous group of friends who use to dominate trivia nights at the bars in Binghamton New York. Most commonly they would show up weekly at Edigan's (now closed and reopened under a new name) hoot, hollar, shout their team name and make all kinds of crazy noise when they got questions right or their score tally was announced (even if it was a low score). Also refering to themselves as the crew many of them were old friends from high school and they were once featured in the local newspaper for their originality.

DJ Thad: Coming in first place, the Nuts of Justice!
Nuts: Nuts of Justice! Yea! Wooo! Go Nuts!

by Bosskoss January 11, 2009

kick in the nuts

A kicking of the nuts(nads,balls,testicals ).

To ever recive a kick in the nuts will cause much pain.

by Sore Nuts October 27, 2003