Max

Max is a shortned for of maximum, leading everyone to belive his dick size maximum in how tiny it is

I'm actaully just talking about a friend, any Max's out there, don't take it personally

by Big Boi Yes December 7, 2020

max

a guy who is hot asf

bro max i love him.

by fan_boydaxxy November 4, 2021

Max

A tall blonde rich white boy who lives on a lake he has a small pp (verified by the other boys in the locker room) and has an on and off relationship with a girl who probably plays soccer or volleyball

Girl 1: Omg I slept with max last night and his pp is sooo small
Girl 2: He acts like it

by thepooperscooperdoooooo November 22, 2023

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

Max

we should kiss. also I don't have a micro penis, thanks

max is hot

by grammer100 April 28, 2022

Max

A name for 5’5 red headed men who dress like they are German exchange students who work at Trader Joe’s. Nerds

Wow, I love how Max pulls off that lederhosen and floral name tag. I bet he knows where the pumpkin filled pretzels are.

by chromeBLT November 23, 2021

max hebden

Max hebdon is a top bloke, his hobbies consist of having hoes, walking around in his tech fleece and trapstar, acting like he runs the streets of essendon. he enjoys telling stories of his past steetfighting career. he lives off his daddy’s money and likes to flex his boujee items. he is known around here to be a ladies man having to fight off all the hot women everyday

Do you know max hebden?

Yes ofc, he is a top bloke with so many mates

by hehfheicjsjcie July 8, 2023