the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

twinkie supprise

when a guy sucks the filling out of a twinkie and shoves his dick in it and fucks a girl, and the girl eats it afterwards is a twinkie surprise

did you hear David gave Charmany a "twinkie supprise"

by octavio25 September 23, 2009

sherbert suprise

sherbert suprise Is when sherbert(any flavor) is put on a womans vagina while she is blind folded and handcuffed. Next the woman is eaten out and casual sex takes place until both parties are satisfied.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a sherbert suprise last night. It was awesome.

by Dr. Bogard August 6, 2007

BULLWINKLE SUPRISE

The bullwinkle suprise is when a guy is banging a hot chick from behind, then quickly turns her around, punches her in the face and then sticks his thumbs in his ear, moving his fingers around to look like moose ears(thus bullwinkle) while making a tounge rolling noise.

Yo dude, that chick i picked up at the bar last night was past out after that bullwinkle suprise i gave her.

by Stephen Jasper November 28, 2007

Paint Brush suprise

When you release a load of cum on a persons chest and/or face and rub the cum all around the spot where you released with your dick, like a paint brush.

Mr. Stark, Andrew's teacher was so horny that he gave him a Paint Brush Suprise. Andrew liked it so much he gave his teacher a cleveland steamer

by Kyle J. Davis January 7, 2008

suprise attack

when doing doggy, the art of pretending to come on your bird's back by spitting then when she turns over, you spaff in her face!!!

Crystal wasn't happy when i spaffed in her face after a suprise attack!!

by theranch April 7, 2006