late night snack 

The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.

Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.

late night snack by RockinTheFro August 7, 2007

Saturday Night Fever 

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

Saturday Night Fever by JeVicSchi April 14, 2011

somerset night 

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

somerset night by Dave January 29, 2004

Friday Night Flu 

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

Friday Night Flu by HairySally January 11, 2009

Gyp night 

A night when the wife doesn't want to cook, so the whole family forages for food the best they can.

"Kids, it's {Gyp night}.Your mom's too tired to cook tonight, so we're having baloney sandwiches for the main course and a bowl of Wheaties for desert."

Gyp night by tr57 October 19, 2009

late night gardening 

the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana

man i was late night gardening last night

late night gardening by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010

Good Night Vicar 

If someone has died or had a close call with death it is to be used.

It was nearly good night vicar when that car nearly hit me.

It was good night vicar for him after that accident.

Good Night Vicar by jdi0093113 February 5, 2010