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Blue Mooning 

When one moons another person while clenching an orange, clementine, or tangerine between their ass cheeks.
When he turned the corner he was surprised by a gentleman who was blue mooning some Finnish tourists. Nothing but ass cheeks and two rather large navel oranges.
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Drive by mooning 

A mooning assault on innocent pedestrians or drivers. An assault occurs when the passengers bare their bottoms out of a car window whilst slapping their bare cheeks making loud noises. The driver will normally honk his horn to gain the victims’ attention.

There are a few types of drive by moonings. A regular drive by mooning will be a prearranged assault on a selected location. Mooning hotspots are places where large amounts of people congregate for maximum eyeful of bum.

Another type is the spontaneous mooning. This occurs on people out walking. The driver will slow to allow the mooners to disrobe as they rush to bare their bottoms before the target is reached.

Another form is the double bum offensive. This is when there is more than 1 passenger in the car. 2 people allows for both sides of the car to be covered allowing for mooning on the port or starboard sides.

If 1 passenger is in the shotgun position (front passenger seat) it allows targets to be greeted by 2 sets of shit cannons (bums) if the target is on the correct side of the car. 1 bottom from the front and 1 from the back. When 2 bottoms are bared, this is referred to as a 'Full Moon'.

There are occasions especially on a spontaneous moon that the mooners will not be able to get their pants down in time for a full-on 100% moon. If the mooners are unable to open the window in time or fully expose their bottoms, this is known as a 'Half Moon'. A half moon is regarded as a FAIL in the mooning community.
"I was happily drinking outside the pub when I heard a car honking. I turned around to find that I had been drive by mooned"

"I was eating my hotdog quite contently until I looked up and saw a car. Low and behold, I was the victim of a full moon. The full moon reminds me of cheese so I went an gorged myself on some full blown cheddar and now I'm the size of a garden shed. That full moon made me obsese!"

"It's unbelievable. I got an eyeful of some chaps shit cannon as I was walking my dog. It's the first drive by mooning I've ever been a victim of. It made me so mad that I choked my dog half to death."
Drive by mooning by takerdemon October 8, 2009

Moonoochi 

When an asian acts or looks like a stereotypical asian person.
Jeremy Lee looks like moonoochi after eating Shin cup ramen.

Guy 1: Yo, get some toilet paper from the closet.
Asian Guy : No Bitch!
Guy 1: Stop being moonoochi, bitch, and get it!
Moonoochi by person17381738 October 10, 2017
A novice cryptocurrency investor who thinks they will become cartoonishly rich after investing a very small sum on a shitcoin.
"John just bought $25.00 of Safemoon, he's a moonboi, so he thinks he'll have a Lambo next week! Lmao!"
moonboi by omgnow21 May 26, 2021

Moonwalker 

Someone that is a fan on the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
*Youtube video ranking songs*
Moonwalker: Moonwalkers?
Moonwalker by ShamoneChamone January 18, 2019
Laszlo, a stock trader from MMGinvest coined the term, "Moonboy" when referring to over-exuberance and unrealistic beliefs and bias by none professional investors who think their investment value will shoot up in price like a space rocket launch towards the moon. an analogy of an extremely lengthy distance upward into the sky then outer space reaching the moon surface. The "Moonboys" entire investment strategy is based upon convincing themselves and others to join them in their crusade to make their initial investment within an asset class and or security gain popularity in order to gain demand pushing higher valuations so the "Moonboy" can off-load their investment onto new buyers purchasing at much higher prices, as a result, gaining massive profits. This type of behaviour can be a result of greed and or desperation, common symptoms are never-ending conversations of becoming rich quick and or daydreaming about exotic sports cars such as Lamborghini's.

moon the earth's natural satellite that shines by the sun's reflected light, revolves around the earth from west to east in about 29¹/₂ days boy a male child from birth to adulthood
Moonboy- "You need to buy this it will 10x this year alone, just buy the dip, if you don't buy now you will miss out, you don't understand prices will never ever be this low again!"
MoonBoy by HODL November 26, 2019