Cranky Pants 

a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his penis.

don't get too near that cranky pants, you might catch something.

Cranky Pants by crank meister December 7, 2006

girl pants 

girl pants- commonly worn by skateboarders who seem to be fairly good at the sport. if you are wearing girl jeans and you suck, get the fuck outta there. also, theyre actual Girl's jeans, not abercrombie mens jeans.

dude, that gnarly skater is catching mad air and rocking girl pants! how sick!!! lets be his/her friend.

girl pants by gnartaylorettux March 12, 2005

I POOPED MY PANTS 

Something Ryan Francis says

I POOPED MY PANTS!
we know Ryan we know...

I POOPED MY PANTS by AK April 17, 2003

pillow pants 

pussy troll ; a small troll that has been put into her girls vagina when they were a baby.

if i stick my penis in her vagina, pillow pants will bite my penis off.

pillow pants by jeeremyc August 17, 2006

pussy pants 

Pants so low that you can almost see pussy.

look at the pussy pants.

pussy pants by Candie May 3, 2004

nappy pants

skinny jeans worn below the ass which creates a sag in the bottom, back of the jeans.

"that emo over there has nappy pants. should we tell him?"
"nahhh. he will figure it out"

nappy pants by pordypie August 19, 2008

Monkey pants 

Pajama pants with monkey print.

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.

Monkey pants by mirmirladybug October 17, 2012