Definitions by mirmirladybug

Not Bored 

Something you're not if you're looking this up.

George: I'm not bored
Jack: Well, then why are you looking that up on Urban Dictionary?

Not Bored by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012

Dictionary surfing 

Reading random words in a dictionary, either urban or paper.

I was extremely bored, so i went dictionary surfing.

Dictionary surfing by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012

Partridge family

The show with the theme song where the partridge comes out of the egg, shakes one half of the egg off its butt, and kicks the other half away.

Dude, in the partridge family theme song, why does the partridge get rid of the egg!!?? Obviously an egg on its butt could protect it!

Partridge family by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012

Urban freak 

A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.

I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.

Urban freak by mirmirladybug November 5, 2012

Urban one-timer 

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.

Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.

Urban one-timer by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012

Rural dictionary 

Obviously, there's no such thing!

Dude, why would you look up rural dictionary in the urban dictionary?

Rural dictionary by mirmirladybug October 30, 2012

kia 

Stands for "know-it-all."

Ugh, he acts like such a kia!

kia by mirmirladybug October 25, 2012