Rural dictionary

Obviously, there's no such thing!

Dude, why would you look up rural dictionary in the urban dictionary?

by mirmirladybug October 30, 2012

kia

Stands for "know-it-all."

Ugh, he acts like such a kia!

by mirmirladybug October 24, 2012

Monkey pants

Pajama pants with monkey print.

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.

by mirmirladybug October 04, 2012

Not Bored

Something you're not if you're looking this up.

George: I'm not bored
Jack: Well, then why are you looking that up on Urban Dictionary?

by mirmirladybug November 21, 2012

Dictionary surfing

Reading random words in a dictionary, either urban or paper.

I was extremely bored, so i went dictionary surfing.

by mirmirladybug November 21, 2012

Urban one-timer

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.

Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.

by mirmirladybug October 31, 2012

Urban freak

A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.

I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.

by mirmirladybug November 01, 2012