Tonight's Da Night 

When you and ur friend hang out somewhere to find girls and you in your best clothes, feelin' extremely confident, looking fresh..

Patrick: Yo' wanna go to the mall

Wayne: Yea cuz tonight's da night

Patrick: Yea i feel u brotha

Tonight's Da Night by Crusada December 12, 2008

One Hairy Night Stand 

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

One Hairy Night Stand by Toocooltobefriendswithu February 19, 2009

fucking night elf 

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

fucking night elf by Shtoink September 27, 2006

friday night niggers 

Any rap or TV show with a high percentage of niggers performing on it, especially music video or rap shows. Similar to the former NBC show, Friday Night Videos.

Did you see the MTV Video awards last night, Slick? Shit, it was like Friday Night Niggers all over the place.

friday night niggers by moosehead7 August 4, 2006

late night snack 

The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.

Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.

late night snack by RockinTheFro August 7, 2007

Saturday Night Fever 

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

Saturday Night Fever by JeVicSchi April 14, 2011

somerset night 

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

somerset night by Dave January 29, 2004