Manny wood

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.

Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...

by Godfather329 February 18, 2009

wood

hard woody

I get a woody in the morning

by blackwaterray March 23, 2011

chopping wood

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long

by Deibert June 30, 2010

Norwegian wood

the woods in Norway; a wooded area which happens to be in Norway

I took a walk through the Norwegian wood.

by Mr. Spock July 20, 2004

The Wood

a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.

I'd put my wood under Carrie!
The Wood owns.

by thewoodownskthxbye December 1, 2006

morning wood

a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.

My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.

by Hung And Proud September 14, 2006

Woodshedding

The removal of dry skin from a penis during the winter months

This dry air really gonna have me woodshedding this year!

by UncleBabyBilly January 21, 2022