Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.

Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.

by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025

monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.

Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.

by Wfchampa April 20, 2018

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

Semen monster

A person who’s loves to have multiple black partners and they take turns releasing semen inside of them.

I got a semen monster for use tonight(New York slang)

by Htdghhjh April 1, 2025

Monster Cock

Toji Zenin

“Toji zenin has a monster cock”

by Yuu Kun April 4, 2021

Dirty monster

A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.

“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”

“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”

by tainttickler47 May 9, 2024

pinkle monster

a child predator that likes boys

“That man looks like a pinkle monster.”

by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021