toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.

dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?

by j sag October 26, 2009

goatse man

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

goatbag

The act of putting a goat's scrotum in another persons mouth.

Shut up or I'll goatbag you

by Killfall December 9, 2009

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

goaties

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)

Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!

by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022

goatse'd

the act of being fooled, tricked.
often related with being led to the site www.goatse.cx

Jmechy: [e-mail] O Fishsticks o: i hope its not goatse O Fishsticks o: dammit O Fishsticks o: I swear to god im gonna kill you

by Jmechy February 24, 2003