A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat
That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.
Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.