can't get a wank in edgeways

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

by The sting December 23, 2013

wanksta

the definition of a wanksta is a fool named michael t. he calls himself t-money or m-teezy but in all actuality no one likes him and he sounds like a friggin snoop wannabe. lol. refer to the word wannabe or poser

me:i hate wankstas
michael:do you know that a wanksta is another way of saying gangsta?
me:if thats what you wanna think, michael, then youre a wanksta.

by k.d. spunn November 27, 2004

wank

a wank refers to young men who choose to wear singlets or no shirt over a t-shirt. they are commonly rugby league players or beach folk who like to share special moments with each other. 'Wanks' dont like to wear shoes while playing sports and always think they are better then anyone else.

look at those wanks playing footy with no shirt on.

by absolute,dev September 14, 2009

party wank

An act of masturbation or wanking performed when your family/flatmates are out and you are at home alone, allowing you to knock one out without having to worry about getting caught, and enabling you to view pornography with the volume turned way up.

"Hey man, I'm having a party wank at my place tonight."

"Well make sure you check every room first."

by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009

turd-wank

A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.

Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "

by Liz R. and Justin N. January 23, 2009

Hobo Wank

Male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.

Dick was feeling adventurous so he decided to have a Hobo Wank.

by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010

Monkey Wank

The act of masturbating whilst making loud monkey noises, such as 'ooooh eeeh ah ah ah oooh ahh ahhh!'

''Christy was screaming last night in his room. I think he was having a monkey wank!''

by PdizDog November 27, 2011