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Monkey Wank
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The act of
masturbating
whilst making
loud
monkey noises, such as 'ooooh eeeh ah ah ah oooh
ahh
ahhh!'
''Christy was
screaming
last night in his
room
. I
think
he was having a monkey wank!''
Monkey Wank
by
PdizDog
November 27, 2011
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