anal hurst 

The act of inserting one's penis and testes in to the anus of a male or female. Named after Geoff Hurst's hatrick at the 1966 World Cup.

I scored the hatrick with the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

anal hurst by Demarius December 14, 2008

anal hurst 

The act of insert the penis and both testes in to the recipients anus be it man or woman

I scored the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

anal hurst by Therons December 24, 2008

anal blindness 

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

anal blindness by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008

anal crater 

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!

anal crater by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Anal Dweller 

One who is infatuated with putting their body parts or other sexual oriented things in the anus.

His girlfriend told me that he is one serious anal dweller.

Anal Dweller by Mr. Inkredible May 3, 2009

anal-dwelling ass-belonker 

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.

Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

anal-dwelling ass-belonker by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010

anal-x 

When two people spread their buttcheeks and touch buttcracks forming an x-shape with their buttcheeks.

The couple decided to try a new sexual method called the anal-x, so they spread their asscheeks and touched their cracks.

anal-x by hairysasquatchkilla February 21, 2011