one-eyed zipper snake 

ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...

hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.

one-eyed zipper snake by i talk shit September 4, 2009

Zap the Zipper 

When you steal somebody's zipper off of their pants with a taser. This usually ends in a very painful result.

Dude, Jessica just totally went off to Zap the Zipper on Vincent!

Zap the Zipper by Skip Skolar. August 4, 2010

broke my zipper 

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.

Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."

broke my zipper by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013

Elephant Zipper 

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

Elephant Zipper by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

nipple zipper 

A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.

We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.

nipple zipper by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008

shit zipper 

A universal term for jackass, or idiot. From the tv show The League. Also refers to eating actual shit.

"You're not like the rest of those shit zippers, " or, "These shit zipping frittatas are screwing up my chances to win the Shiva bowl."

shit zipper by Password is Taco November 1, 2013

Pretty zipper 

A pretty zipper refers to a pretty pussy. Jelly bean clit, cute soft lips. Front view resembling a pretty "zipper."

I got it in last night with a girl who had a roast beef pussy , I wish she had a pretty zipper.

Pretty zipper by CandiiLadyy October 4, 2012