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Desantisaurus Wrecks

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.
Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!
by TheRockObama October 19, 2023
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Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020
This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well
by Save the Jets December 10, 2020
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White Wreck

The act of running through a mall clenching your asshole so you don’t shit yourself searching for a bathroom but when you finally make it you both shit and come at the same time.
Shawn had diarrhea and had to run through the mall to find a bathroom when he finally got there he white wrecked
by DebraLee October 8, 2022
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white wreck

The act of holding in diarrhea until you have massaged the prostate enough to ejaculate.
Shawn was running through the mall to find
a restroom, when he finally made it he had a White Wreck
by DebraLee October 15, 2022
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wrecking ball

When you titty-fuck a girl from the opposite angle so your balls are swinging through her face like a wrecking ball.
"Dude, I gave Misty the wrecking ball last night...my balls hit her so hard it gave her a fat lip."
by Larry Johanson April 10, 2008
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wrecked 'em

by Jay October 10, 2004
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Wrecking Ball

Verb - When a man places his testicle into his anus then generates a gaseous explosion to propel the testicle from said anus in a semicircular arc until impact with a female's face.
Things got aggressive when he wrecking balled a girl he met earlier that night.
by G-Luver August 12, 2012
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