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Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry
1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016
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ticklefuck

When you tickle your girlfriend while having sex to make her vaginal muscles contract.
Bob: "Did you like it when I ticklefucked you?"
Connie: "No, I didn't."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 19, 2021
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big ticket

describes something of high monetary value, importance, and/or power depending on the context.
1: I heard you recently landed one of those big ticket jobs at your company.

2: You're lucky I made that big ticket move in the game the other day, we would have lost the match otherwise.
by 0rang3 September 16, 2007
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thicky nicky

“Omg, did you see Bethi last night?”

“Yea, she built like a whole thicky nicky.”
by DJ (the bffs) December 13, 2019
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The Tick

n : A superhero character created by comicbook writer Ben Edlund. The Tick comic spawned an animated TV series (1994-1997) and a short lived live-action series (2001).

The Tick was characterized by his blue costume, a never-say-die attitude, his child like personality, an unyeilding definition of justice and his need to uphold it. His superpowers consisted of nigh-invulnerability and super-human strength. His main catch phrase was "SSSSPPPPOOOONNNN".

His main ally was Arthur (Mothman) who had the ability to fly, but he also teamed up with Speak (The Furry, Moist Avenger) who was a Mexican Capybara and Little Wooden Boy a little wooden boy The Tick carved himeself. Other superheros in the Tick universe are American Maid, Die Fledermaus and Sewer Urchin. Supervillians he battled included Chairface Chippendale, Dinosaur Neil and the Swedish Army.
Tick: And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.

Tick: Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once. Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope. And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception.
by Lacrox December 29, 2004
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round trip meal ticket

To vomit,puke during or after a meal
1."after earl saw the pictures of his woman in a compromising position around trip meal ticket ensued"2.look there's another round trip meal ticket 3.who did this round trip meal ticket and didn't clean it up?4.1st there were the drinks, then the wine, then the lasagna,then came the round trip meal ticket
by mikel t August 24, 2006
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gang tickle

N or V- When a group of friends or enemies gangs up on a victim, either holds or ties them down so they are helpless, and tickle tortures them to a greater or lesser degree. In worst case a sadistic gang tickle may cause the victim to urinate, ejaculate, go into convulsions or pass out.
His worst fear was realized when his friends held him down to gang tickle him to death. (V)

She heard hysterical laughter and when she peeked in the window she witnessed a gang tickle. (N)
by teetiger October 16, 2008
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