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There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades
Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**
by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010
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there it is there

means "that is correct", commonly used in prison
Motherfuckah is a punk bitch! There it is there!
by ronmetrx2 July 6, 2011
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...Not that there's anything wrong with that...

An expression used when denying homosexuality but remaining politically correct and without bigotry or homophobia. Usually said after such exclamations as "I'm not gay," etc.

HISTORY: Popularized by the TV show "Seinfeld" (NBC, 1989-1998, currently in reruns). In Season 4, Episode 17, titled "The Outing," the characters Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander), are mistaken to be a gay couple by a reporter. When they deny their homosexuality, they follow it with "Not that there's anything wrong with that" no matter how desperate they are to clear their names of the for some reason bad publicity homosexuality brings celebrities.
"People think just because I use hand lotion and hair gel that I'm gay, but really, I'm not...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
by BrainwashedJerseyGuy January 4, 2008
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theoretical high five

A high five which does not actually take place. The THF is initiated, followed by a short pause and then the uttering of the word "nice" by both participants.
Girl: Theoretical high five!
*short pause*
Girl + Guy: Nice!
by Devin & Sarah January 10, 2008
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theoretical cougar

A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"

Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"

Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."

Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011
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there aren't any definitions for

Something you search when you're really bored on Urban Dictionary.

Or something you search when you don't have a life(like me) Cri
There aren't any definitions for your face
by A human with a face January 30, 2018
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Theorectumly

according to a theory of an idea pulled out of one's ass
Theorectumly, there is a universe in an infinite number of universes in which I am smarter than an average garden gnome.
by ThatOneGuy-_- February 23, 2022
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