Tableclock

proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.

That shindig over at Tableclock last night was pretty tame, but at least no one puked on the carpet.

The guy I know that lives at The Tableclock said they were having a rager but I bet there's only like 6 people there.

by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011

Table

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

by FangFortitude43 January 8, 2015

Barbie end tables

(noun) Barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. They are a perfect size to use as a Barbie doll accessory as an end table.

We got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the Barbie end tables.

by Marthakay December 13, 2005

virgin talent

A talent or skill rendering those possessing it a likely virgin.

Guy 1: Whoah, that geek speaks Klingon.
Guy 2: Now that's a virgin talent.

by iantheman July 27, 2006

Table Gypsy

1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.

1. "Hey, what the hell is Johnson doing?" asked Paulofaggoteer as he pointed out Johnson going from table to table stealing food. "Oh, he's just being a fuckin Table Gypsy" replied Fuckaroowho

2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.

by HiyaDouche November 16, 2010

Tabled

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

by Dirk diddler May 20, 2015

Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018