A bullshit excuse you use to get out of doing anything with anyone. It usually doesn't work and ends with you on the receiving end of stupid looks, but hey, it was worth a shot.
Dude 1: Hey man! Want to hang out this Saturday?!?
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you
Dude 2: Oh... Sorry, I can't! I've got... uh, plans!
Dude 1: What plans?
Dude 2: Stuff and things.
Dude 1: Fuck you
by Hippo-Lord August 3, 2018
Get the Stuff and Thingsmug. n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.
(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.
(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.
Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.
Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?
Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...
Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)
Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...
Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.
Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...
Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.
Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?
Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...
Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)
Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...
Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.
Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...
Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.
by Carl Willis August 26, 2004
Get the the white stuffmug. Boosty Stuff is a slang name for the drug cocaine in its powder form, ready for use. The term originates as a little known parody of the children's video game Cars, in which vehicles accelerate rapidly for a short period of time by consuming 'Boost Juice'. The identification by Larry the Cable Guy marking the substance as 'Boosty Stuff' in the game became known as a reference to high grade, ready to use cocaine by unknown sources.
Jim went to the crack dealer to get some boosty stuff. Jane just railed a line of boosty stuff. Don't forget your boosty stuff!
by Atmos Blueshit September 17, 2007
Get the Boosty Stuffmug. by P.L.U.R. kind friend June 17, 2018
Get the bad stuffmug. The art of plunging your dick down a hoe's throat and causing your dick to become lodged deep in the back. This act results in gagging or tonsil-touch on the tip of your dick. Can be achieved in many ways:
1. The man is standing and the woman is kneeling.
2. No hands.
3. Lying down on any soft surface.
4. The reverse; woman lies on her back, whilst tilting her head back and the man is over-top, nuts rubbing on the woman face. This last one is only plausible with freaky-ass hoe's.
Keep in mind when she gulps the seed, there is no room for error, else she will puke on your dick.
1. The man is standing and the woman is kneeling.
2. No hands.
3. Lying down on any soft surface.
4. The reverse; woman lies on her back, whilst tilting her head back and the man is over-top, nuts rubbing on the woman face. This last one is only plausible with freaky-ass hoe's.
Keep in mind when she gulps the seed, there is no room for error, else she will puke on your dick.
by ThroatStuffer May 1, 2011
Get the throat stuffmug. by Mike Clemson October 15, 2006
Get the White stuffmug.