have several seats

When somebody says/does something so unbelievably dumb that they need to just sit down, shut up, and not do anything else; when the stupid is so strong that just one seat will not do. Also can be used as an expression of self-disapproval when one has an unbelievably dumb thought.

1) Donald Trump: "I will build a giant wall that Mexico will pay for!"
Smart person: "Have several seats."

2) My boyfriend and I were talking about our futures, and he said he wants to do some things before graduating college but one depends on our relationship. After a few days at home on break, I'm starting to think he was talking about marrying me. We're both 16 and haven't even kissed yet. I need to have several seats.

by QueenZ122699 September 13, 2016

The Fault in Our Stars

the key to getting laid

"Dude how can I get this girl to sleep with me?" "Take her on a date to see The Fault in Our Stars"

by jmarie1437 June 10, 2014

stars

Canadian band on the Arts & Crafts label. They write catchy, well-constructed indie pop songs. Members are: Torquil Campbell, Chris Seligman, Evan Cranley, and Amy Millan.

If you like catchy, well-constructed indie pop songs, you should check out Stars, Broken Social Scene, and Metric.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god April 9, 2006

stans

A group of people trying to meet other people with similar interests while expressing this interest through shared morals, love, and creativity.

I’m one of Dream’s stans and stole this from his twitter

by jampuffs December 11, 2020

Ypsilanti All-Stars

Publicized widely in the magazine "Found", the Yspsilanti All-Stars are a booty rap group from Ypsilanti, Michigan. A poorly-recorded copy of their 1998 demo was submitted to Found magazine, who later distributed it (illegally) as a CD called "The Booty Don't Stop". Notable song titles include "Wave Yo' Booty in the Air" and "It's Booty Time".

Ypsilanti All-Stars were bumping in the club all night long.

by Giarmarco January 1, 2007

Stars of death

The stars of death are gummy edibles range from 300 and 600 milligrams made famous by blue cheese nuts himself Joey Molokai coco Diaz

Last went deep you cock suckas taking two 2 stars of death and seeing the devil gettin Stoned to the gills muthafuckas Today’s a new day happy Monday I got my main man Ralph’s may

by Joeybluecheesenuts January 13, 2021

Chasing Stars

A term that can be defined as the act of repeatedly getting stoned. The feeling of reaching infinity as a result of a relaxed yet hectic environment. Chasing stars is best accomplished when around friends.

Chasing stars can colloquially be defined as being overtly "happy"

Dude, come round to my place later...we can go Chasing stars

by Snippy & Brezzer September 21, 2010