Schmoob

It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.

Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

schmickity schmackety schmooo0

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked

I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

by bj (becjen) July 7, 2010

Schmoo

A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.

Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.

Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help

by The one, the only, veggie-burger! January 2, 2009

schmoozle

To schmoozle is to cuddle in a spoon-like fashion. Perhaps similar to canoodling.

I schmoozled the pook, while singing the schwee

by peppy5 October 21, 2007

schmooch

kiss

kiss, schmooch, schmoochi, shmooch, schmuchin, shmuchin, smooch, smoochin, smoochy, smoocharooni, smack, sugar, sugar smack, schmoochers, smucker, smuckarooni

Give your gramma a schmooch

by shrew88 October 27, 2011

Schmoog

The complete opposite of fuck, fucking, fucked or fucks

You unintelligent schmooging conservative lady!!!

schmooged, schmoogs

by bored people October 25, 2010

schmoogus

A learned person in the field of human interaction/synthesis.

The perfect partner.

A soulmate.

Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.

"My schmoogus knows me like no one else in the world"

by Bill Orrick March 26, 2007