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It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.
Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.
Schmoob by TOomp March 11, 2021
When Someone or something is physically or mentally clumsy or silly
Mike was real schmoob when he fell yesterday
Schmoob by Schmoob March 27, 2015
Schmoob is smoother than smooth
schmoob by darthcatbus October 4, 2016
Tiny man boobs that typically jiggle when you come into contact with them. Usually men can lactate out of them.
James got schmoobs.
Schmoob by Bennett Dover October 23, 2019
One with an inability to lose their virginity. Often due to a sexual or physical impairment.
“Hey, look at that schmoob over there!”
“What a loser. I bet he gets no bitches.”
Schmoob by NecroTits March 22, 2021

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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