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Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008
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schmittgens

being extremely toolish, gay, homosexual. typically wears headbands and likes to make weird sounds when doing nothing important. particularily likes to say "I'm going to get you in the eye"
I thought he was cool at first but then went all schmittgens on me.
by rockerchick19 March 9, 2010
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dominic shmidt

by Dumbviper March 3, 2019
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Schmitty

A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.
You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.
by boo yeah March 31, 2005
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schmitz

a person who is so god damn fucking good looking
schmitz
by craig johansen October 21, 2008
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Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.
by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009
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Schmidty

A word used to describe the colest person on the planet, Kailyn Schmidt. Used as a nickname and in replacement of Schmidt.
Yo, Schmidty, lets go back to Band Class!
by Kailyn January 24, 2005
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