rubber gloved 

The act of having gloved hands shoved violently up ones' anus. Usually forms part of a sexual act, or an airport search.

Jen kept setting the metal detector off at the airport, before she was taken away for a strip search. She vehemently denied ever being rubber gloved.

rubber gloved by Gumba Gumba December 14, 2006

rubber indian 

The name given to tall, slender, black and white traffic pylons often found in construction zones or near intersections on country roads.

Dude, I totally ran over that rubber indian when I was hammered last night!

rubber indian by Brett Hart September 17, 2008

rubber band man 

I used to be a "dancer" and I always had rubber bands for my money. So there you have it, people who deal with alot of cash, may use rubberbands to organize it.

If someone has some rubberbands and is using them to hold onto large wads of cash they may not get a regular paycheck. For example they may be a stripper, drug dealer or have some other unconventional career. They are a rubber band man, or woman!

rubber band man by Manda_79 November 16, 2007

Rubber Lips

A person with a noticeable speech impediment; someone whose lips have a pronounced shape, meaning they sound as if they are talking through a wah-wah pedal. Also, someone who looks like you could stick them to a window, by moistening their lips.

Listen to the way that guy's talking - "Wah wah wah wah." What a dope! Did you see the size of his lips? What a berk!

Rubber Lips by Scotty April 6, 2003

rubber charlie 

condom.

She had a baby because of the faulty rubber charlie.

rubber charlie by sexerman34987 April 8, 2009

rubber thumpin 

1. A fat person walking. 2. the sound the shoes of a fat person make as they walk.

Is she that fat?? Dude she was rubber thumpin down the hallway.

She was rubber thumpin so bad things were falling off the wall.

rubber thumpin by G8KeaPoR May 5, 2011

Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.

"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."

Rubber Bullet Kisses by D.E March 18, 2004