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procrasturbation

(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.
I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.

I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.

I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
by Tre Day May 10, 2010
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procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.
Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.
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Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.
Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.
by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022
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