procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

or

J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.

by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010

Procrasturbation

v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".

The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.

by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010

Procrasturbation

1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later

Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.

by TheCire September 16, 2018