pot pourri

A euphemistic term used by females to warn of the release of an air biscuit or, in extremis, a grierson.

Mrs Grierson's visit, with her gift of Pot Pourri, was most unwelcome.

by Philmadison July 24, 2008

pot hole

Noun. A burn hole in any fabric caused by a burning ember of pot. It could be in your clothing, furniture, automobile upholstery.

I dropped the cherry off my doobie and burned pot holes in my new shirt and the couch.

by temporalwisard November 9, 2007

Pot Hole

Go to Michigan, you'll see.

Damn, thats the third rim I done bent driving through Michigan. FUCK!!!

by Son Of MonkeyButter August 30, 2005

pot-tard

A person showing signs of retardation due to heavy use of Pot

by Pot Head December 7, 2002

pot comet

When you are smoking the last bit of pot in a pipe, and one of the hot ashes shoots through the bowl and hits the back of your throat. Can usually be seen as a bright orange ball flying through the length of the pipe if it is made of glass.

*coughing* Dammit! That pot comet just burnt the shit out of my throat...

by Mike Coff May 14, 2006

pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

Pot Hole'n

The act of wiping your ass after duecin' it, and your fingers rip through the toilet paper digging into your ass hole during the wiping process.

Dude, I hate pot hole'n after I deuce.

by SmittyGunz July 4, 2009