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postmodernism

The lack of time for the caused by watching too much TV.
look at ricky, he it totally into postmodernism frenzy right now ! he can not even find time for a puff...
by krembo99 May 28, 2009
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postboning

post-breakup sex with an ex.
yeah man, they broke up 6 months ago and charlie is still postboning his ex.
by kmarie January 14, 2008
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rib pontoons

Man, check out the rib pontoons on that slut!
by unkkle buckk September 5, 2006
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postcount++;

a version of +1 used by elite C++ programmers
hey this post sucks
postcount++;
haha now my postcount is 20,000,000!
by geekzilla August 11, 2003
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postboned

the delay of a dreaded event in which you know you will get screwed
My appointment with my proctologist been postboned.
My eviction hearing has been postboned.
My arraignment has been postboned.
etc.
by First.Last January 30, 2017
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Portoon

Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)

In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative

Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.

One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.

Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".

One can also "portoon heavy for" something.

Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.

While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*

Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*

Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
by samboosak November 5, 2019
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postorrhoids

Postorrhoids is forum hemorrhoids. It happens to someone who is a regular poster on a particular forum, but has stopped posting for a while, and is "sitting" on their last post for a long time.
Dudes, what's up with Kaster? He hasn't posted in like 4 months... he must have postorrhoids by now.
by mikusa August 3, 2005
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