this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.
Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?

Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
by coolkidnumberone March 29, 2011
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The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.
by joecoolthefool July 3, 2016
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Your first make out following a break-up
Lisa had her first post breakup make out last night.
by meg volk July 27, 2005
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Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend February 8, 2016
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When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 14, 2021
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