cracka please

this is what you say when you want a cracker

kid: cracka please
lady: here you go *gives him a cracker*
kid: thank you

by sanghyun March 22, 2008

check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

by MollyRust May 29, 2019

Lucifer's pleasantries

First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.

After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.

by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009

pleasanton

A preppy town in the east bay area. Known for nice schools, people who can AFFORD drugs, Stoneridge mall, and upscale neighborhoods. Where the only way police make money is giving tickets to soccer moms in Escalades.

Pleasanton's in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.

They're preppier than Livermore, but not as preppy as Danville. Its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.

And it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win hella sports anyway.

Its the perfect place to raise a family. But then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.

The riches neighborhoods in Pleasanton are Ruby Hills, Castlewood, Golden Eagle, and Black Hawk. But there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in The Preserve, Moller Ranch, and Ironwood.

The teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. Some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.

Its so much harder to find friends if you're knew in Pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. Alot of the people were raised judgemental.

Downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and Stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.

Pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.

Commonly perceived as completely boring, but Pleasanton parties are the best parties. Why? People can afford the crack and Jack Daniels.

I love soccer girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

Go to Pleasanton, that'll be your heaven.

by wtf?PleasantonPrep September 20, 2007

Pleasure Fishing

Going to to sea, fishing out a large fish. Using tweezers and roughly, for blood, tear the anus apart. Thrusting into the anus with an object or a fleshy blood filled sponge like object until it explodes all over you and you orgasm. Is best if fish is still alive. Then first person spotted eats fish.

Logan went fishing and caught a Gabe and shared the pleasure fish with Ian. They came back to their house with Joey asking why they smelt so bad. They said they went hardcore Pleasure Fishing.

by ScouseCraft July 1, 2012

pleaserwhore

A woman who is a sycophant to men in an attempt to personally avoid being the target of misogyny.

"I totally understand how men are upset about how feminism has taken their rights away. Men, we need to start championing maleness in society, and I totally support you and please don't hurt me please."

--"Was that Michelle Malkin?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."

by dozey12 April 30, 2013

Please proceed governor

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.

R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

by President of Vice January 10, 2014